Posh Spice Will Take Your $1,700 Shoes, Thank You Very Much

HIGH HEEL HEIST Victoria Celebrities are so used to getting swag that it's like totally not cool when they have to actually pay for something. At least that's the mindset of Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, aka the especially pointless collection of body parts that footballer David Beckham had the misfortune of marrying. According to a stylist who recently worked with the singer on a shoot for a British fashion magazine, Posh was so taken with the pair of $1,700 Christian Louboutin pumps she was to wear that she "accidentally" forgot to return them after the shoot. Funny how those things sometimes slip your mind!