If you want to see the Spice Girls—and really, who doesn't?—don't let Victoria Beckham catch you talking any trash. According to reports, Beckham's banned a host of historically Beckham-critical celebs from attending shows on the 17-date Spice reunion run. Most on the list—Brit model Jordan and pregnant pop singer Lily Allen, for example—are guilty of, in one way or another, blasting Beckham over her sometimes freakish appearance and weight issues. "Victoria has taken some stick over the years from certain celebrities," one source told the Herald Sun. "She doesn't want to be doing her stuff on stage, and then see famous faces in the audience taking the (expletive)." This plan can hardly fail to succeed.