Pop King Disappoints Party Prince
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
THE KING AND THE PRINCE Jackson, Azim (inset)
• Just pay him $10M and he'll be there: It took $10 million to get the King of Pop to Prince Azim's birthday party, but that wasn't enough to keep MJ from cutting out early because he was feeling sick and sitting on the floor the whole time.
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• Live journal: Britney displays once again why she'll never make the transition from It Girl to Lit Girl with a nearly 900 word musing on how "weird" and "funny" things are—and how she thinks it was ADD that caused her to enter rehab.
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• Rubber royalty: The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation gives their 2007 health award and $1 million to Thailand's "Condom King."
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