O, FACIAL! Clinton, Winfrey (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)
• Big hate: Mitt Romney is slammed by New Hampshire's largest newspaper, yet another venomous anti-endorsement from the stormin' Mormon's neighbor state in the crucial pre-primary period.
• Concerned close-ups: TV personalities fear the switch to HD broadcasts will reveal blemishes that were once easily concealed by makeup. Upon hearing this news, Anderson Cooper yawns handsomely.
• Scab strong-armed?: Carson Daly says NBC gave him an ultimatum to cross the picket line. Something like: quit sucking or cross the picket line, we're guessing (an easy choice). Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien somehow weren't threatened.
• Busty bust: Jessica Simpson's new film Blond Ambition pulls in $1,200—or a single boob's worth of plastic surgery—in its limited release opening weekend in Texas.