Ralph Nader Has Announced His ... OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THE CUTE POLAR BEARS?!

BEARLY LEGAL (Clockwise from left) Cute, adorable, joyous, sublime (Photo: Getty Images) Hold on to your ovaries, ladies. There's a new baby polar bear in town. Yes, first there was Knut, the orphaned baby polar bear that started Germany's modern, polar-bear-crazed-era when he was born and quickly orphaned in the Berlin Zoo in December of 2006. He's now struggling to live a quasi-normal adult polar bear life, hoping one day to be able to enjoy a satisfying physical relationship with a lady polar bear, but it looks unlikely. Then there was Flocke, born on December 11, 2007 to the Nuremberg Zoo. She was soon pulled away her mother after another mommy polar bear at the same zoo gobbled up some of its youngin's and her own mother started acting a bit funny. And now, Stuttgart's Wilhema zoo announces it has a new baby polar bear of its own!