Photogs Forced To Leave Britney Alone

L.A.'s war against the menace of photographers is on! Despite the fact that the city itself is one great merging of sitcom set and tabloid cover backdrop, they just do not want any more people taking the pictures. So late yesterday the LAPD arrested two shooters for "suspicion of loitering," which is one of those kinds of charges usually reserved for black men. You know, like, "They were just hanging out!" The two paps were on city-owned property, on a fire road by Britney Spears' house. One of the photographers was driving a "silver 2005 C-20 Mercedes Benz," which means that the rest of us dumbasses are in the wrong end of the business.