ONE FOR THE ROAD? Pete • Pete beat : Pete Doherty, neck and neck with Lily Allen as England's most dangerous national, is banned from ... London
• The money makers: After being dropped by Brad Pitt, it must be some small consolation to Jennifer Aniston to be named Hollywood's most profitable actress—Pitt's only the second-most profitable actor.
• Trading spaces: Mia Farrow, the original Angelina Jolie offers her freedom in exchange for Sudanese Liberation army prisoner. Step, Ang!
• Nothing's sacred: Netherlands debates banning Magic Mushrooms, upcoming grads plot alternative trips abroad.
• Scientologists celebrate!: Scientology celebrates its 38th anniversary.