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PETA Tags NYC Homeless With Scarlet "X"

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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The animal-loving fascists at PETA have devised a brilliant way to keep New York's homeless toasty as temperatures dip below freezing: swathe them in fur!

Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall (aka the slutty one that the other three girls actually hate in real life) has kindly agreed to donate the designer pelts she wears in the upcoming SATC movie to PETA. Rather than burn them or sell them or do whatever it is the PETA army does once they come into possession of animal-related contraband, the group has instead thoughtfully decided to tag each skin with a red "X" and donate the marked garments to homeless individuals. The fortunate recipients can then prance around New York comforted by the fact that the jackets on their backs are worth many times more than they could hope to collect panhandling this holiday season.

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