Perez's No-love Letter from Prison
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
INMATE BAIT Perez (Photo: Getty Images)
On the docket: The federal prison system's most lawsuit-happy inmate has filed against portly provocateur Perez Hilton on charges of "Internet Stalking." Hilton joins the esteemed likes of George Steinbrenner and Isiah Thomas as the con's targets.
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