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Paula Abdul: The beleaguered Idol star defends her erratic TV behavior to OK!. She's still claiming that she's never been drunk and has never had plastic surgery—save for a little botox two weeks ago. Her wonky boobs tell a different story. Paula was also caught on tape sobbing bitterly about her now ex-rep, Howard Bragman, because he called her a "whining bitch."
Emily Blunt: Page Six is reporting that singer Michael Bublé unsuccessfully hit on the Devil Wears Prada star at a Hotel in Paris. If the Post had done their research, they would know that Bublé and Blunt have been dating seriously since 2004. Though the Post would have you believe that when Bublé "tried out his moves by flirting with Emily Blunt, who was also at the hotel, he completely struck out." Of course, to find this item, you'll need to track down a copy of today's print edition—the article's suspiciously gone missing from their website since this report was filed.
Tracy Morgan: The 30 Rock funnyman has been wearing an ankle device to monitor his drinking since he was hit with a DUI in February. This allegedly didn't stop Tray from allegedly throwing back several shots of vodka in Vegas and tearing his shirt off for the crowd.
Kate Moss: Wants a second child, this one to be fathered by junkie extraordinaire Pete Doherty.
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