Paul Janka's Heart is A Lonely Hunter

GETTIN' LIPPY Paul Self-described "Caveman" and New York Casanova Paul Janka, whose primary pick-up tactic appears to be getting his date drunk while he stays sober, appeared on the Dr. Phil show this week to explain to the audience exactly why he is such a creepy, unrepentant dick. The crux of his argument: Some women appreciate his unique brand of machismo! (The sad thing is, he's not lying.)

But there is a deeper, darker side to Janka that he didn't necessarily share with the middle-aged housewives who comprise the Dr. Phil audience—but that he did share with a writer from Psychology Today (tagline: "Here to Help") in a December 2007 profile.