Point Break 2 Source: In Sickness, Health, Swayze!

SOMEHOW YOU KNEW THIS PIC WAS OUT THERE Swayze, Seabiscuit (Photo: Wolverines!) It's been a big few weeks for Point Break, a movie globally considered to be a turd when it first skydove into theaters. Recently, though, a San Francisco theater version of the film debuted, in which a random person is picked to "act" out the Keanu part nightly, reading all dialog from cue cards—the likeness to Reeves' acting is reportedly astonishing. The rumors surfaced about a sequel and the possible participation of Patrick Swayze. Now insiders close the Point Break 2: Indo production confirm that the pancreatic cancer-stricken Ghost actor will be in the film. Even if he can only show up for a week or two to shoot his parts (Note: he actually did both Dirty Dancings and Roadhouse in that same amount of time—total). Short of that, producers plan to do flashbacks featuring the Swayz in his prime. "So regardless, Patrick will be featured in the movie. It wouldn't be the same without him," an insider tells Life & Style Weekly. "We could give a shit about Keanu Whathisname, though" the Point Break 2 source added. "Screw that guy."