Paris Storage Shed Ickier Than Imagined

FOR A FRIEND? Or from a friend? In case you still haven't coughed up the full $39.97 required for a peek at the treasure trove of goodies Paris Hilton left behind when she failed to pay rent on her storage locker, here's another gem: what appears to be a prescription for Valtrex, a herpes medication.

Kind of puts a damper on the various homemade porn flicks also recovered from Paris's derelict hidey hole, don't it? Next up for Hilton: hiring a secretarial staff to roll calls to hundreds of former flings to inform them of the bad news. Perhaps we can help ease the burden?