Paris Nabs Harvard Mag's 'Woman of the Year' Honors
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
POISON IVY LEAGUE Hilton (Photo: Getty Images) •Crimson snide: Before a 100-virgin crowd at Harvard today, Paris Hilton appeared to accept Harvard Lampoon's award for "Woman of the Year."
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