Pop Twits Unite for Chuggin' 'n' Puffin'

BESTIES? Spilton • ?: Britney Spears's formula for a post FedEx career: slogging down rum 'n cokes and puffing Marlboro Lights with Paris Hilton.

• Related: Brit might give away her sex tape for free. That'll show 'im. Atta girl.

• M-Lo conspiracy theory: Was Dancing With the Stars fixed? It certainly seems so, considering Mario Lopez did not win. At least there's plenty of classic AC Slater moves available for download.