KISS MOM WITH THAT MOUTH? O'Reilly
• Bully O'Reilly: Every 6.8 seconds Bill O'Reilly spews a derogatory name, according to an Indiana University study. Just enough time to sneak a falafel bite between sophomoric jabs.
• From the controversial kiss files: First Richard Gere catches heat for his swooping smooch of a Bollywood actress, and now Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is drawing fire for kissing the gloved hand of a former teacher.
• Rubbed the wrong way : Five eighth grade students won't get to go on their class trip because they made fun of a teacher on Facebook, saying she was masturbating in the back of the class.
• Norbit's BD drama: Former "Scary" Spice Girl Melanie Brown is taking former funny man Eddie Murphy to court to take a paternity test concerning her daughter and future television reporter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown.