BOOTY SECRETS Lauren, Winfrey
Oprah: The lady mogul tells New York that CFDA Awards honoree Ralph Lauren can dress her nether region anytime." Years ago, I saw The Vagina Monologues," Oprah said, "and they said, 'What is your vagina wearing?' It's wearing Ralph Lauren red patent-leather boots." That sounds ... pointy.
Cuba Gooding, Jr.: The Oscar winner can add lifesaver to his list of accomplishments. Over the Memorial Day weekend he witnessed the shooting of a young man outside Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n' Waffles in Hollywood. Cuba "cradled the victim" and fetched towels from the restaurant to staunch the flow of blood. This is definitely a step up from costarring with huskies in Snow Dogs.
Sarah Silverman: The Maxim cover girl and New Hampshire native was called "ape arms" by her classmates. Maybe poking fun at Paris Hilton's time in the pokey at the MTV Movie Awards is Sarah's revenge for those childhood traumas. Paris is none too pleased—an Us reporter hears her call Sarah a "fucking bitch," in the bathroom.
Nicole Richie: Is Nic knocked up? Life and Style reports that Richie is sporting a noticeable baby bump.
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