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• Obama girl: Oprah reveals her crush on Barack Obama and plans to hold a fundraiser for her fellow Chicagoan.
• I'm tired, bitch!: While most people take a nap when tired, drama king Dave Chappelle makes a short visit to the emergency room for his exhaustion.
• Thread thievery: Gwen Stefani sues retail store Forever 21 for lifting designs from her Harajuku Lovers line.
• Karma time: After firing their personal chef for getting pregnant, Sting and Trudie Styler are ordered to pay the beleaguered cook $51,000.
• Blog bucks: Business Week reports on the big bucks bloggers bring in. Highlights include: Perez Hilton's $111,000/month (allegedly), Tech Crunch's $200,000/month, and I Can Has Cheezburgers' $5,600/month.