Donut disturb: Surly supermodel Naomi Campbell skewers her own bad temper in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial.
• Star booking: Lindsay Lohan sneaks off to the Beverly Hills Police Department and turns herself in for her May DUI. Mug shots to come.
• Robin hoods?: A team of super-crooks has permanently borrowed more then $7 million in valuables from mansions in L.A.'s swankiest 'hoods.
• Art imitating strife: An overly kind casting director is in talks with Kate Beckinsale to star as Judy Miller in the Hollywood version of Plamegate.