OMG Tinsley Mortimer has a Job!

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR PORTFOLIO Mortimer (Photo: Getty Images) Blonde New York socialite Tinsley Mortimer is extremely adept at multitasking! Not only does she dress herself in fancy clothes and look pretty and go out almost every night of the week to get her picture taken, but she now has a real job!

According to Portfolio, Mortimer is now the "lifestyle director" of B+B Investment Group, a New York based real-estate focused private equity fund. Okay, it's kind of a made-up, part-time gig, but she'll still get to do really cool stuff like "advise on the layout, design, amenities, and decor" of real estate projects and "chime in on marketing strategy." She'll even get to put those iconic blond locks to good use by starring in ad campaigns for the firm and hosting parties! Who knows. Maybe Tinsley will have so much responsibility that she'll stop embarrassing her publicity-shy hedge fund manager husband Topper by going out so much!

To be fair, Mortimer does have an excellent track record in the business world: The handbags she designed for Japanese label Samantha Thavasa proved so popular that friends started calling her "Tins-ree" behind her back.