STEP AWAY FROM THE HEIRESS Paris, post-sentencing
Paris Hilton: The online betting site BetUs is placing odds on Paris's upcoming stay in the clink. Odds that Paris's 45-day incarceration will be extended due to general naughtiness: 50/1. Odds that Paris will have a Sapphic romance with a fellow jailbird: 150/1. Odds that she will declare jail to be "hot": 5:1.
Bijou Phillips: Former Hilton crony Bijou has some choice words for the Czech Republic, where she shot the forthcoming gore fest Hostel II. She tells Stuff, "The people in the Czech Republic are fucking assholes. Every person from every country that has gone to the Czech Republic thinks the people there are assholes." A spokesman for the Czech embassy responds pithily, "I, personally, haven't observed Czech people to be assholes." Czech Republic: 1;
Tara Conner: The formerly disgraced Miss U.S.A. gears up for more embarrassment. She's allegedly been asked to host a resurrection the now-defunct MTV hit Singled Out.
Dina Lohan: White Oprah makes her hosting debut on Entertainment Tonight. The former Rockette interviews celebs on the red carpet at the premiere of daughter Lindsay's movie, Georgia Rule.
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