SNL's Obamatron: Barack is awkward, even around fake Clintons.
• : Rudy Giuliani advocates information-getting techniques like the kind he used as a NYC federal prosecutor: "If I didn't use intensive questioning, there would be a lot of mafia guys running around New York." In other words, "fetch me my waterboard!"
• : Hollywood writers officially go on strike after last-ditch negotiations are broken off late Sunday evening. Upstart screenwriting baristas everywhere run spell check on "works in progress."
• : John Edwards accuses Hillary Clinton of "voting like a hawk in Washington, while talking like a dove in Iowa and New Hampshire." Still to come, flipping her the bird.
• : Shia LaBeouf is arrested for misdemeanor trespassing after refusing to leave a Walgreens in Chicago.