IN HAPPIER TIMES Erratic cadaver, terrorist neophyte exchange pleasantries There's a month left in the race, and it's not looking good for John McCain—legendary scumbag Karl Rove says that if the race were held now, Obama would win it. McCain has clearly decided that he might as well piss away any remaining vestiges of the dignity and honor he accumulated during years of service to this county. In a desperate attempt to eke out a victory, he's sent Sarah Palin out with a racially-tinged attack accusing Barack Obama of palling around with terrorists and being generally un-American. There's also this:
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