(Photo: Getty Images) • Dissent in the ranks: Some Democrats on Capitol Hill are whining about Barack Obama's hope-mobile, saying the senator's campaign is arrogant, uncooperative, and inattentive to the goal of achieving a broad party victory in November. One senior Senate Democratic aide says "They think they know what's right and everyone else is wrong on everything...They are kind of insufferable at this point."
• Demon wearing Prada spawn: Be scared, very scared. Jealous of all the attention Nicole Richie and baby are getting, Paris Hilton is said to be trying to get pregnant with Benji Madden.
• Record breaker: Vanity Fair's Miley Cyrus photos elicited 915, mostly pissy, letters—far more than any previous story for the magazine.
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