No Britney Sex Tape :(

THIS IS ALL YOU'LL EVER SEE Britney Spears

Boo! The TMZ says (so it must be true!) that not only does paparazzi and former Britney Spears paramour Adnan Ghalib not have a Britney Spears sex tape, he is also going to sue the scurrilous London tabloids that said he did. Because he says he didn't even talk to them. Oh how he is going to sue Heat and the Daily Mail, if he has the attention span to follow through. This is a sad day for... well, nobody, really.