Wi-Fi I-Pod Touches Poor Tech Nerds
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
I-POD-IUS Heir to the apple throne • Return date expired?: Apple reveals a new iPod with touch-screen and WiFi, making all those who've recently purchased iPods feel like schmucks. Steve Jobs calls his new baby "one of the seven wonders of the world."
• Calm down, America!: The Air Force says that last week's little mistake, in which a B-52 accidentally flew over the U.S. with nuclear warheads, did not pose a threat to public safety.
• To poach politicos: Obama wrangles former Clinton aides to help with his foreign policy inexperience—and to piss her off.
• Jude-icious beatdown: Pretty boy paparazzi-hater Jude Law attacks a photographer in London, calls the man a "pedophile," skips away on bail.
• Legal pitbull wanted: Leona Helmsley's newly minted Maltese pup Trouble needs a good lawyer to help collect its $12 million inheritance, according to a "pet trust specialist."
- Say Hello to My (Very Sore) Little Friend! Al Pacino 'Still Haunted' By Agonizing Penis Injury — As He's Spotted Out With Ex-Girlfriend Noor Alfallah Amid Bill Maher Fling Rumors
- Hollywood Pedophile Victim Corey Feldman Slams 'Disgusting' Diddy — As It’s Revealed Shameless Rapper, 54, Invited Princes William and Harry to Orgies 'More Than 10 Times'
- Ryan Murphy Set to Make More 'Monsters' Episodes If 'Abused' Menendez Brothers are Freed As It Emerges How He Recreated Their Horrific Crime
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