LOOKING MUMSY Middleton • Sloane Ranger redux: The Telegraph alerts us to a truly startling trend: England's poshest blondes are taking cues from aristo-brat Zara Phillips and adopting Eurotrash signifiers like wraparound shades, hooker boots, shopping in "Pradashire," and working at Condé Nast.
• She works hard(ish): Prince William's bird, Kate Middleton, gets a 9-5 at high-street shop Jigsaw. The Guardian uses this momentous occasion to take swipes at her lumpen bod, mom-jeans, and tired haircut.
• Man-bags blitz London: A plague of murses begs the question: Could British men be any wetter?
• Meet the Br'It' boys: Snapper Mario Testino shoots nepotistas Otis and Isaac Ferry, Jasset Ormsby Gore, Sam Branson, Max Irons, and Justin Portman for Burberry's latest ad assault.