New Ways to Sin in '08!

HELL, YEAH Eternal damnation made easier We were busy sinning and somehow missed this yesterday: The Vatican has just made it easier to book that trip to hell you've been considering, adding seven categories of sin to its hot list, the Lede reports. The need for new categories is "due to the phenomenon of globalization" and seem to ensnare virtually everyone everywhere (and certainly most U.S. leaders). The include:

• "Bioethical" violations such as birth control

• Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research

• Drug abuse

• Polluting the environment

• Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor

• Excessive wealth

• Creating poverty

Clip and post on your fridge, your kids' bedroom wall, or your neighbor's front door!