Frey Publisher Tells Off Oprah

Bookish battle: Publisher Nan Talese lays into Oprah for her rude treatment of fabulist James Frey.

• No kidding: In a rare moment of lucidity, [expletive] Cheney tells Larry King he was wrong two years ago when he claimed the insurgency in Iraq was in its "last throes," marking the first time a Bush Administration official has ever admitted to being wrong about anything ever.

• Whatchu talkin' 'bout, lady?: Former California gubernatorial candidate Gary Coleman is cited with disorderly conduct after a heated argument with a woman in a parking lot.

• Done deal: With News Corp. mogul Rupert Murdoch now calling the shots, say hello to the new Wall Street Journal.

• Death threats: Manic momma Britney Spears threw a baby bottle and threatened to kill two photographers after being kicked out of the Wynn Las Vegas hotel—by Steve Wynn himself.