Naked Scarlett Less Interesting Than Email

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• Nude descending: Scarlett Johansson, who talks about stripping more than actually doffing her kit, told The Sun that when she and Keira Knightley posed nude for Vanity Fair no one at the shoot cared. "Here we are, Keira and I, and we're totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry." (Or cameraphone ... tips@radaronline.com)

• Too little, too late: Did human punchline Kato Kaelin tell TMZ that O.J. Simpson really did kill his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend, Ronald Goldman?

• OMG! Wait, Vanessa who?: Nick Lachey like, totally, like, called Jessica Simpson to tell her he's, like, "getting married again" to Vanessa Minnillo, "and I wanted you to hear it from me." That is so sweet. What a great guy.

• But who'll keep the Grammys?: Are the Dixie Chicks gonna pull a post-awards ceremony breakup? An "insider" tells the National Enquirer that "The Chicks are tired and wrung out ... They feel they've come to the end, and they want a break from each other to spend more time with their families."

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