My Box Wants to Propose to You

DO YOU TECH THIS MAN? Geek love

We pondered the sagacity of proposing via YouTube, an epidemic of cheesiness that's being spread daily by stunted young men with too much time on their hands. But wait: it gets worse. Now, you can propose via a video screen that's in the ring box itself.

Fellas, just to be loud and clear: Don't be the dick in this box. Sure, it's $200 and comes in many snazzy faux "metallic finishes," which is very classy and posh in a Vegas call-girl kind of way. And yes, it holds an hour of video in its little LCD screen as well as 500 pics of "the big moment." But seriously? Reserve the gizmos for your alone time, and don't torture your loved one by shelling out cash for this piece of crap.

That's all we have to say.