MWM Seeks Intern for Play
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
If you, as a Idaho college student, are a hardworking, independent, and resourceful team-player, consider yourself qualified to serve as an intern in Larry Craig's Washington office. It would also help if you haven't read any news in the last six months, particularly as it pertains to subjects such as "Larry Craig," "public restrooms," "toe-tapping," "gayness," "gay sex," "gay sex for pay," "anonymous gay sex," "airport bathroom gay sex for pay with Senator Larry Craig," or anything relating to a "wide stance." If this sounds like you, by all means, apply.
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N.B.: Note that males staffers should "wear a tie at all times, and a suit jacket or sport coat should be kept handy." Pants are not mentioned. Nor are loafers.