Muggles Shocked By Horny Potter

MAGIC WAND Radcliffe and Christie • Harry Hotter: Daniel Radcliffe, you know, Harry Potter, is ruffling some parental feathers with risqué pictures alongside costar Joanna Christie promoting a revival of Equus. So, it's sorcery: good. Man nipples: bad?

• : Republican Sen. Arlen Spector decided yesterday that the president isn't the only decider in Washington, stating, "The decider is a shared and joint responsibility." Ohhh, them's fightin' semantics.

• Wild, wild widow: In an attempt to recover from her husband's death, a California woman "paid $5,400 for breast implants, had sex with three male Marines and a woman, hosted loud parties at her house, and participated in a wet T-shirt and thong contest in the Mexican border town of Tijuana." And yesterday she was convicted of killing him.

• Litigation news, Part I: As she awaits possible criminal charges, Brandy is getting sued for $50 million by the family of the woman killed when the starlet's Land Rover hit her Honda.

• Litigation news, Part II: Defendant extraordinaire Sacha Baron Cohen is getting sued yet again. This time by an Israeli comedian who claims to have coined Borat's catchphrase, "wa wa wee wa," 16 years ago.