The Hills Are Alive

HUG ME WHILE I WEEP FOR I WEEP FOR THE WORLD Lauren Conrad Screw the Olympics! Come 10 PM Eastern tonight we are so watching the season premier of MTV's The Hills. It's the fourth season, can you believe it? (Watch the trailer here.) We're not sure how we're going to contain ourselves; OMG you guys there's just so much that's going to happen this season. Someone will cry! Someone will be a total bitch! Many impressionable youngsters will develop eating disorders under the misguided belief that these are celebrities worth emulating! But whatever, it's NEW HILLS! Thank God we've got the drinking game to keep us calm. And drunk! Greatest day of our lives, right?