Mr. Sulu Gay For Baller Tim Hardaway

• Fighting hate at warp-factor five: Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel enlists the help of gay actor/activist George Takei in creating a response to Tim Hardaway's anti-gay rant.

• Found on Craigslist: Defamer alerts us to an ad from a screenwriter looking for an escort to the Academy Awards who won't stare at the stars but will be a nice drunk.

• Won't get fooled again: Olympic offspring and investigative dater Brody Jenner has risked his rather delicate credibility by going undercover and exposing the sordid underbelly of rampant fake hookups among Hollywood's party set.

• Fashionistas, they so crazy!: Fresh from showing his line at Fashion Week, designer and stereotype-smasher Kai Kühne goes out, gets ripped, spits on bartenders, bashes doormen in the head with bottles, crams money in faces, and gets arrested. Sales of his line expected to rise accordingly.