Model-Biting Mogul Terrorizes St. Bart's
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
BUTTMUNCH Roman
Hmmm.... Wonder why a 26-year-old model and socialite would date a schlumpy looking, sunburnt college drop-out who actually goes out in public in Birkenstocks and manpris and has a penchant for bad puns? Well it might help that he's worth an estimated $18.7 billion, owns a 282-foot yacht, and is about to buy that 26-year-old some prime beach-front property on the Caribbean island of St. Bart's.
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Indeed, Roman Abramovich was spotted in St. Bart's this weekend, um, biting his girlfriend Dasha Zhukova's butt as she climbed onto said 282-foot yacht after a swim, walking hand-in-hand with her with a goofy expression on his face—in, yes, Birkenstocks and manpris—and gazing at property brochures with his photogenic new love. Isn't being so rich you could buy the whole island romantic?