$62 MILLION SMILE Mills
• Payday!: Ex Mrs. Macca Heather Mills walks away from Sir Paul McCartney, having earned an estimated $2,000 an hour.
• <a href="http://townhall.com/Columnists/RobertDNovak/2007/01/20/pelosi_power_play
" target="_blank">Part-time auteur, full time Dick: Former Bill Clinton aide Dick Morris uses the error-packed, anti-John Kerry Swift Boat Veteran ads to sell his own Hillary Clinton-slaying propaganda piece.
• You're not alone: Hide the razors and Vicodin and avoid high ledges today—the saddest day of the year.
• Sunrise in hell: Huddy and Jerrick, that annoyingly charismatic he/she duo on Fox this morning is the network's latest idea for a cringe-inducing half hour. Oh, and no ... they've never dated.