NOT TECHNICALLY FLASHING Allegedly Miley (VF shot, inset) • In hindsight: Miley Cyrus apologized yesterday for some racy pics—but not the bra shots on the Web. She's "embarrassed" about some photos she took with Annie Leibovitz for the June issue of Vanity Fair, including one with her bare backed and clutching a blanket to her chest.
• Big kids table: Hills drama in D.C. not averted! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt showed up at the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington, D.C. on Saturday. The happy couple sat at Fortune magazine's table, not at MSNBC's. No word yet on just how jealous Lauren Conrad felt sitting over at the comparatively pedestrian Bloomberg table.
• He's got a meal ticket to ride: Despite all his efforts toward campaign finance reform and backing legislation last year that required candidates to pay fair rates for flying on corporate jets, John McCain has conveniently found his way around the law to use his wife's jet on the cheap.
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