CHENEY'S GOT A GUN Dick • We ain't goin' nowhere: Daily Kos's Markos Moulitsas Zúniga tells his army of lefty bloggers that he's going "to great lengths to stay on the air today." If he goes down by the afternoon, the Republicans win.
• Here we go, yo ... : AP: Technical glitches reported in early voting.
• And he didn't even snicker or anything: FOXNews has a video of President Bush voting and encouraging all Americans to "do your duty."
• Yet another attack ad: When will the fake campaign ad conceit stop being funny? (Answer: 2000.)
• Thanks, Jack: Slate's Jack Shafer teaches you how to read ... the Election-Day Newspaper.