to be Michael Phelps. The amphibious golden boy, who possesses the body of Adonis but the style of an awkward Asian b-boy, was busted sucking face with with fetching Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice outside of a party in the Olympic Village. Which probably doesn't make Rice's ex-boyfriend Eamon Sullivan, with whom she is featured in the above underwear video shoot, very happy. "All the swimmers are talking about it, and Sullivan is cut up about what happened," someone tells the New York Post. We knew some swimmers in college; they were among the gossipiest, most incestuous bunch on a campus, so that sounds about right.