Papa Lohan Wasn't Always Preachin'
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
NUTS! Michael (Photo: Getty Images) • Seed of Mikey?: Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay, took a paternity test Monday to find out if he's the father of a 13-year-old girl in Montana claiming to be his. According the Post, the teen has freckles and "Michael's eyes," but Papa Lohan doesn't think it's his. "If the test is found to be negative she's gonna be sued for libel and defamation," he said of the girl's mother, a massage therapist he cuddled with in the mid-90s when he was separated from "Top Mom," Dina Lohan.
• Developing: Arrested Development's Jeffrey Tambor says a movie of the beloved series is looking like a sure thing. "After months of speculation," he says "I think we have finally figured out for sure that we are indeed doing an Arrested Development movie."
Sound and fury: Did Obama supporter Wes Clark impugn John McCain's military service? Of course not. But you wouldn't know that by listening to press reaction.
- Johnny Depp's Longtime Pal, Legendary Rock N' Roll Guitarist Jeff Beck Dead At 78
- Prince Harry & Meghan Markle’s Tell-All Netflix Series Delayed To 2023 After Attacks On ‘The Crown’
- Dianne Feinstein Refuses To Retire Before Her Senate Term Ends In 2024 Despite Colleagues Arguing She Is 'Mentally Unfit To Serve'
SURE, THERE'S MORE: WMD madness!; skinny dipping; eBay taken to the bank; and low impact rockin'!