Papa Lohan Wasn't Always Preachin'

NUTS! Michael (Photo: Getty Images) • Seed of Mikey?: Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay, took a paternity test Monday to find out if he's the father of a 13-year-old girl in Montana claiming to be his. According the Post, the teen has freckles and "Michael's eyes," but Papa Lohan doesn't think it's his. "If the test is found to be negative she's gonna be sued for libel and defamation," he said of the girl's mother, a massage therapist he cuddled with in the mid-90s when he was separated from "Top Mom," Dina Lohan.

• Developing: Arrested Development's Jeffrey Tambor says a movie of the beloved series is looking like a sure thing. "After months of speculation," he says "I think we have finally figured out for sure that we are indeed doing an Arrested Development movie."

Sound and fury: Did Obama supporter Wes Clark impugn John McCain's military service? Of course not. But you wouldn't know that by listening to press reaction.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: WMD madness!; skinny dipping; eBay taken to the bank; and low impact rockin'!