Papa Lohan Speaks Out
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
YOUR DAD USED TO LOVE MY RED RUNNY NOSE Lohans (Photo: Getty Images) • Daddy dearest: Michael Lohan says that his ex Dina receiving a "Top Mom" award is a "joke.... She comes stumbling out of Butter at 3:15 a.m. with bloodshot eyes and a red runny nose." Dina calls him "infantile."
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