Woo hoo! Long weekend! Barbecues! Trips! Family! The inevitable moment when you decide that you hate your family and you're never going on vacation with them again! To help you out when that happens, here's a list of some recent stories you may have missed. Pop open your laptop and pretend you're busy working. Good times!
• The Billy Letters: Advice to a 10-year-old boy from serial killers, celebrities, and Supreme Court justices
• Working The Room: The funny, disturbing, and just plain weird things gynecologists say
• Bad Tattoos: From Dr. Phil to gay unicorns, the new book No Regrets looks at the worst tattoos on the planet
• The Last Roundup: Is the government compiling a secret list of citizens to detain under martial law?
Happy Memorial Day, gang! Fresh Intelligence will return on Tuesday.