Meet the 15 People Who Will One Day Rule the World

BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY Bush The rabble-rousers over at IvyGate have scored a list of the 15 men and women who have been tapped by Yale's once-elite, now-kinda weird Skull & Bones society, the collegiate playpen of George W. Bush, John Kerry, and a bunch of other influential rich white men. They've even included the group's wait list!

Granted, the mystique surrounding Skull & Bones has declined over time, now that prevailing social norms have forced the not-so-secret society to admit women, gays, and minorities, and not simply the preferred coterie of wealthy blue bloods. Barbara Bush, the smarter, less drunk of Bush's twins, actually declined her legacy tap. But still, congratulations are in order—none of you 15 ever have to worry about formally applying for job in media, finance, or government again! At least if what we saw in The Skulls is actually true.