Shirtless Dude Begets Tiny Shirtless Dude

HE'S GOT YOUR NIPPLES, MATT McConaughey, Alves • Heir to the bones: Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves had a baby boy Monday night in Los Angeles. No word yet on the baby's name or favorite beach activity.

• Parry, ho: Howard Wolfson, former adviser to Hillary Clinton, will be joining Fox News as a Democratic analyst. Wolfson defended his decision to go over to Roger Ailes' dark side, saying, "It's critically important for strong progressives to be talking to and offering analysis to that audience."

• Self monitor: Gmail is introducing a new privacy feature that lets you monitor how many computers your account is open on ... because your personal privacy really is Google's foremost concern.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: Ted Kennedy's doing fine; pet-owning politicos; and chicks at church!