Ledger, Olsen (Photo: Getty Images) • Cold case filed: The U.S. Attorney's Office has closed its probe into the death of Heath Ledger and will not force Mary-Kate Olsen to talk about how she had nothing to do with Ledger's drugs.
• On the outs?: Pakistan's ruling coalition has launched an impeachment motion against President Pervez Musharraf. Musharraf has yet to issue a response, but he's reportedly cancelled his trip to the Olympics.
• MYOB: After President Bush calls for a free press, free assembly, labor rights, and other silly stuff, the Chinese government tells him to bug off, mind his own business, prepare for the majesty of Friday's opening ceremonies.
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