Eminem Thinks There Are Things About Eminem You Don't Know
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
MARSHALL BLATHERS Eminem • The way he is: In a move to distract fans upset that he hasn't released an album in more than three years, rapper Eminem is releasing a tell-all memoir. Adding to, you know, his mom's book, his bio flick, and his unending, well-publicized lawsuits.
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