Make That President Funnyname
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
CHECKS, PLEASE Obama
• Fire up the Obamatron!: Barack Obama filed the paperwork necessary to start raking in presidential campaign bucks. "I certainly didn't expect to find myself in this position a year ago," said Obama. Thanks, bungling Bush!
• Papa had a crappy old will: Add his son James Jr. to the list of people shafted by James Brown's will. The document was written 10 months before the five-year-old was born.
- BREAKING: Jailed 'Sex Beast' Sean 'Diddy' Combs Hit With Another Wave of Horrific Lawsuits — Rapper Accused of Drugging, Raping, Sodomizing and Threatening to Murder Multiple New Victims
- Aerosmith Announces Retirement From Touring After 54 Years — Band Confirms Steven Tyler's 'Full Recovery' From Vocal Injury 'Not Possible'
- Cardi B Announces She’s Pregnant With Baby No. 3...After Filing for Divorce AGAIN From Husband Offset: ‘With Every End Comes a New Beginning’
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• He's done so much for that town: Donald Trump finally—finally—gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Will a "Dad of the Year" trophy be next?
• And he still didn't get anywhere: George Hood has just been entered into the Guinness Book of World's Record for riding a stationary bike for 85 hours. Sort of makes your world's longest moustache look lame, huh, Badamsinh Juwansinh Gurjar?