Make That President Funnyname
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
CHECKS, PLEASE Obama
• Fire up the Obamatron!: Barack Obama filed the paperwork necessary to start raking in presidential campaign bucks. "I certainly didn't expect to find myself in this position a year ago," said Obama. Thanks, bungling Bush!
• Papa had a crappy old will: Add his son James Jr. to the list of people shafted by James Brown's will. The document was written 10 months before the five-year-old was born.
• He's done so much for that town: Donald Trump finally—finally—gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Will a "Dad of the Year" trophy be next?
• And he still didn't get anywhere: George Hood has just been entered into the Guinness Book of World's Record for riding a stationary bike for 85 hours. Sort of makes your world's longest moustache look lame, huh, Badamsinh Juwansinh Gurjar?
