MATERIALIST OR ENVIRONMENTALIST? Madonna
• Madge don't preach: According to a survey, the public finds Madonna to be the least green of Live Earth performers. But they do find her heart the blackest.
• Ode to smut: When two stars the caliber of 50 Cent and the Timbersnake join forces it could only be to honor one thing: porn.
• Beauty blackmail: Anonymous persons are threatening to release "personal images" of Miss New Jersey unless she relinquishes her crown and all of the privileges entitled therein.
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